TheBowler

Kicker - Sacrifice a legendary creature. When The Bowler blocks, is blocked, or is targeted by a spell or ability, she deals damage equal to her power to the blocking, blocked or targeting creature, planeswalker or player. {I}Father’s Skull Ball - If The Bowler was kicked, double all non-combat damage dealt by The Bowler. {flavor} Dad, this is the way it has to be. The upshot is you won’t be killed because you’re already dead. - The Bowler