TheFatRat of FatRatness

{1}{g}: Remove three abilities from any target.
Whenever TheFatRat of FatRatness attacks,
deal 7 damage to any target. When TheFatRat of
FatRatness enters the battlefield, all your
creatures gain +X/+X, where X is your devotion
to all colors of mana.
No No No {3}{g} (if you yell "No No No," then you
prohibit an attack 5 times per game)
Hexproof
Triple strike, First strike