Themistokles, god of time.

Haste, Indestructible, deathtouch, flying, hexproof,
timestrike.( this card deals first strike damage and combat damage equal to the hour.)
This cards mana cost is equal to the hour. This cards power is equal to the day of the month. This cards toughness is equal to the year divided by the date divided by the hour rounded up. As long as your devotion to mana is less then the time times two, this card is not a creature.