TheOdd1sOut,Sooubway Lord

+2: Target creature gets four +1/+2 counters and gains trample until end of turn.
+1: Make a 3/3 White Sooubway Worker creature token with Haste and "When this creature dies, eat target Sooubway sandwich."
-9: Destroy all of opponent(s) permanents and their life total becomes 1 unless they buy you a Sooubway of your choice.