They is Ready

You may pay $250 plus sales tax rather than
paying They is Ready's mana cost.
Pay $70 plus sales tax: Make a colorless
Death Sword equipment token that has
"Equipped creature gains Deathtouch, Lifelink, Indestructible, Hexproof, Trample, and
+1000/+1000" and "Destroy Death Sword
if it is not attached to They is Ready" Equipped
to They is Ready