Thirst Quencher

Indestructible, Hexproof,
Protection from Everything
Thirst Quencher is not controlled by a player.
When Thirst Quencher is on the Battlefield,
each player must take a swill before drawing
their first card at the beginning of their upkeep.
If a player fails to swill, they roll a 6-sided die,
and lose that much life.
If this card would be removed from the
Battlefield, return it to play.