Thirteen

Vigilance
Multikicker{1}{b}
When Thirteen enters the battlefield destroy
target artifact for each time it was kicked.
Creatures your opponents control cannot be
phased out and may only be cast whenever you
could cast a sorcery.
{x}{1}{w}, {t}: Prevent the next twice X damage
that would be dealt to target creature or player.
Use your quirk to save others. Be a real hero!
-Thirteen