Thirteen Reasons Tapes

Whenever a creature dies, put a memory counter on Thirteen Reasons Tapes.
Remove X memory counters from Thirteen Reasons Tapes: Return target creature card with converted mana cost X or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.
{2}, Exile Thirteen Reasons Tapes: Each opponent loses 13 life and you gain 13 life.
"Welcome to you tape."