Thomas Taylor

Whenever Thomas Taylor enters the battlefield,
create a Legendary 3/3 Green creature token
named Ava Hickey.
{r}{t}: Look at Urban dictionary and laugh for 53 minutes.
{g}{t}: Text "I love you" to Ava Hickey 5,000,000
times.
{g}{r}{t}: Thomas bites target creature or player, dealing damage equal to his power to that target.