Thomas, the Woebegone

Whenever a player casts a spell that could target Thomas, the Woebegone, it targets Thomas, the Woebegone unless you pay 2 life.
Clearly, one of the great things Evil Tomas has
managed to do is to usurp, effortlessly, the name
"Sexy Tomas": a title which suits him clearly, beautifully, and unmistakably. I can only be in
awe of such a wonderful and modest man.