Thor, Great Protector of Yards

Landfall — If a forest was played this turn Thor
may gain Defender and +0/+2 for this turn.
{w}{w}: Gain life equal to number of small
creatures (cat, bat, rat, pixie, etc.) Thor has
defeated this turn.
{w}{g}: Thor gain Trample for this turn.
As a person enters his area of defense, the great
horns of Valhalla blow, as he prepares for battle.
But then proceed to lick you
then show his belly.