Thosz the Grifter

Parley — {t}: Each player reveals the top card of
their library. For each nonland card revealed this
way, create a 2/2 black Rat Pirate creature token
and put a chip counter on target creature. Then
each player draws a card.
{1}{u}, {t}: Exile target creature with three chip counters on it. Its controller creates a 1/1 green
Frog creature token.
"Why play fair?"