Threxor, Mismatched Accountant

Threxor’s toughness is equal to the number of tax-related phrases said by players this turn. (Examples include 'deductible,' 'audit,' and 'refund.')

Threxor cannot be destroyed unless a player pays their taxes.

{t}: Create a number of 1/1 IRS Auditor creature tokens equal to the number of spreadsheets you own in real life.


There are only two things certain in life: death, and Threxor.