Throw the Book at 'em.

Detain doesn't end at the end of turns.
Detain a creature you control: Detain target target. Any player may activate this ability
"Massage butter until pliable, but not soft and
oily. Pat dough into a... This is a cookbook!"
— Isperia, Statu[t]e Supreme, to Rakdos, Lord
of Flavortown.