Tiago, the Mad Hater

+3: Up to three target opponents receive infinite hate for playing their cards.
-5: Tiago, the Mad Hater becomes a 6/6 Cat Avatar creature until the end of your next turn. If it would die, cry a lot instead (it is not destroyed).
-12: Tiago, the Mad Hater deals 39 damage to each opponent. If they have 1 health left, Tiago deals 1 damage to each. If not, cry and lose the game.