Tibalt, Rakdos Ringmaster

+1: Tibalt, Rakdos Ringmaster deals 2 damage to each opponent unless that player sacrifices a creature or discards a card at random.
0: Choose a number less than the number of cards in your hand. Each player draws that many cards, then discards that many cards at random.
-8: You get an emblem with, "At the beginning of your upkeep, each opponent loses 1 life, sacrifice a creature, and discards a card at random."