Tigana

{3} Return a target DHCP, BIND, LDAP, or FOREMAN to its owner's hand
{t} Target player loses their next turn
At the start of your upkeep, if DHCP, BIND, LDAP, and FOREMAN are in play, exile Tigana.
"Timeless, Ageless, Immortal. Legions of Sysadmins have fallen at its feet."