Tim, Vindictive Wizard

If a source would deal damage to Tim, prevent that damage and choose one of the following:
• The source deals the prevented damage to you.
• The source deals the prevented damage to another creature or planeswalker of your choice that you control.

"No way 'round it, laddie. Yer goin' to Hell. Say 'ello to me mum when ye get there!"
—Tim