Time Blindness
Enchant player
Enchanted player is caught in a temporal paradox, in which
everything slows to an excruciating crawl, yet also slips suddenly
and inexorably away
This enchantment can only be removed by casting Ritalin, or by
fixating all day on 'that thing you have to do later'
"Why am I always just slightly late to absolutely everything?" -
Sun Tzu, probably
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