Timmy Allen, Arrisen Normie

{1}{w}{g}: Timmy Allen plays video games with
target permanent an opponent controls. Tap that
permanent. It does not untap at the beginning of
it's controller's next Untap Phase.
Whenever someone Scrounges, flip a coin. If
tails, exile Timmy Allen and return him to the
battlefield transformed.
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