Tin Laser

{5}{t} Target Creature is now a 1/5 Tin Slave along with its other attributes.
{3}{t} Remove all abilities from target artifact. It is now a 0/3 Tin Statue.
When you tap Tin Laser, it doesn't untap for 2 turns.
With our brand new device we can turn anything into statues and living things into slaves!
-The Puppetmaster