Tiny, Cat Kong

Trample, Haste, Indistructible
When tiny enters the battlefield, destroy
target artifact your opponent controls.
At the beginning of your upkeep, destroy
target human creature your opponent
controles.
Target creature you control gets +2/+2
and trample until end of turn whenever
an artifact gets destroyed.
"It crushed the pizza place on 4th St." -Devastated Reporter