Tiny Tina, Dungeon Master

Whenever a player cast a creature spell, that
player sacrifice a noncreature permanent.
Whenever a player cast a sorcery, instant or enchantment, that player sacrifices a creature.
Whenever a permanent is sacrifices, put a +1/+1 counter on Tiny Tina, Dungeon Master.
"I'm a little teapot, bloody and cut. Here is my handle
and here is my butt.*explosion noise* Oops."