T.J. Hess, Crybaby

Vigilance

Whenever a nontoken creature you control dies, exile it instead. At the beginning of your opponent's end step, return it to the battlefield, except it's a 1/1 Horror in addition to its other types.

If T.J. Hess would die, instead put a creature exiled with T.J. Hess into your graveyard. If
you can't, sacrifice T.J. Hess.