TJ, The Vengeful

+2: Create two 5/5 Funny Moment creature tokens with haste and defender, they can't block.
-1: You may sacrifice X Funny Moment creature tokens, if you do deal X times 5 damage to the next person who doesn't laugh at a joke you say.
-8: Get an emblem with "Funny Moment creature tokens you control lose defender and gain trample"