To Squirrel or Not To Squirrel

Each player chooses 'Squirrel' or 'Not'. Then each player who chose 'Squirrel' creates a 1/1 green squirrel token for each creature card in their graveyard. Each player who chose 'Not' returns target creature card in their
graveyard back to the battlefield under their control. Then for each player who chose differently than you loses 2 life.
"That is the inquiry." -Some overrated author.