Toast slayer

At the beginning of your upkeep put a piece
of bread in the toaster. Then put it onto the battlefield under your control as a 1/1 with indestructible, deathtouch, infect, flying, haste, menace, trample, double strike, first strike, flash, hexproof, landwalk, undying, lifelink, reach, vigilance and phasing.
''Toast...''