Tobis Fixxschaft

Trample, haste
When Tobis Fixxschaft enters the battlefield, it becomes an
artifact creature until end of turn.
Admin 2 (Tap any number of creatures you control with
total power 2 or more: This Fixxschaft becomes
an artifact creature until end of turn.)

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