Toby, the Incorrigible Chief

Toby has protection from Monks.
{3}, Sacrifice a creature you control with power and toughness 1/1: If {u} was spent to activate this ability, draw a card. If {r} was spent to activate this ability, Toby deals 2 damage to any target. If {b} was spent to activate this ability, return target random card in your graveyard to your hand.
"I has the MEATs."