Toe Knife

{t}equipped creature - lose 3 life // Equip (2)
When equipped creature becomes tapped, roll a d6:
(1)Botched Toe - Exile equipped creature and target opponent gains control of Toe Knife
(2)Bang Maid- Gain control of target creature, until end of turn
(3)Aids in the water- Deal 2 damage to each creature you control
(4)Govt. Bailout- Draw 2 card
(5)I Started Blasting: Deal 2 damage to each creature you don't control
(6)The Bulldog- Equipped creature becomes a 9/9 demon with indestr