Token of Unbidden Command

{t}Target Player or Planeswalker must perform one out of game command. This command cannot affect the game and must be hilarious. If tapped, at the end of your turn, this card goes into targeted opponent's control, untapped.
If this artifact is destroyed, all players must roll a d6. This artifact enters into the battlefield of the player with the lowest roll, untapped.
Ben: Well, I certainly didn't think this one through.