Tom Anderson Bombadil

+2: Look at the top 5 cards of your deck, put a historic card in your hand from those cards
-3: Target opponent must find a quote from "My Immortal" by Tara and not laugh. If they do, they sacrifice 3 creatures with the highest mana cost.
-10: You may read the entirety of "My Immortal", if you do, you win the game.