Too $hort

First Strike, Hexproof, Reach, Trample, Haste, Vigilance
{3} Tap target female creature then exile it.
{6} Gain control of target female creature or planeswalker and add 3 counters.
Whenever an ability is used by Too $hort, add a Pimp Counter. When a counter is added in this way, put a 1/1 street rat token onto the battlefield.
I'm Too $hort I aint nothin' nice.