Toph, Earthbending Master

Trample
Earthbending Mastery— 2G: Destroy target artifact, enchantment, or nonbasic land.
Metalbender’s Resolve— 1G, Tap: Put a +1/+1 counter on Toph, then she fights up to one target creature you don’t control.
"I am the greatest earthbender in the world.
Don’t you two dunderheads ever forget it."