Tortured Reality

Choose 1:
Counter target spell or ability that targets you or
a permanent you control, then copy it and choose
different targets.
OR
Any damage you would take this turn is taken by target permanent instead.
"Ahahaha, oh Lavis, I can't believe you fell for it.
You're so easy to trick. Just like stupid, dead, Exlore." -Doomsday, Lord of Chaos