Toshi, Giga of Chads

+2: Fivehead: Draw a card. If it's a basic land, you may play two lands this turn.
-3: Favorite Pastime: Rotate three target permanents 90 degrees. If a permanent is tapped this way, it doesn't untap on its contoller's next turn.
-10: Crab Rangoon: Each permanent you don't control loses all abilities and becomes a 0/1 blue Crab Rangoon with "Sacrifice: Gain 1 Life."