Total Party Kill

Choose 1:
* Choose any number of PC creatures. Destroy
them.
* Create a 2/2 white fighter with vigilance, a 1/3
blue rogue with skulk, and a 1/1 red wizard with
"{t}: deal 1 damage to any player or planeswalker."
This DM is ROUGH...
Guess it's time to roll up a new character.