Totally Normal Oak Tree

If a creature would be blocked by Totally Normal
Oak Tree, Totally Normal Oak Tree gets +30/+30
until end of turn. If that creature still isnt dead,
then create 8 2/2 Leaf creature tokens with
defender and a 4/4 Lumberjack creature token
with: Sacrifice a green permanent: You gain 5 life.
Its fine! Look, if I cut it down, will you stop telling me
its not?
-Brent the Reckless, last words