Towel

Equip: {1}
Equipped creature gets +0+2 and protection
from the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal
and has:
{t}: Bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta.
{t}: Inhale the sea vapours of Santraginus V.
{t}: Sleep beneath the stars of Kakrafoon.
{t}:Sail a mini raft down the slow River Moth.
"A towel has immense psychological value."
- Douglas Adams