Townshend Acts

If {x}= 1, draw two cards.
If {x}= 2, deal 6 damage to any 1 or 2 targets.
If {x}= 3, search your library for a basic land and put it on the battlefield.
If {x}= 4, create an 8/8 colorless House creature token with haste and trample.
If {x}= 5, do all of the above.