Toxic Morty

Deathtouch, Toxic 2 (Players dealt combat damage
by this creature also get a poison counter.)

You can die when I say so — Whenever a creature you control becomes the target of a spell or ability, target player gets a poison counter.

Morty—W-W-We’re in Hell, aren’t we, Rick?
Rick—You’re so stupid, Morty. You’re an (Belches) idiot. There’s no such thing as Hell.
Morty{line}I believe you, but I just want to die.