Tr. Rich, Lord of Misery

+2: Create two colorless Math Pun Shirt artifact tokens with "Sacrifice this artifact; Target creature gains indestructible until end of turn."
-2: Target opponent gets an emblem with "At the beginning of your upkeep, discard a card. If you can't, you lose 2 life."
-4: Target opponent gets a delayed dismissal counter. Then, if they have three or more delayed dismissal counters, they lose the game.