Trash Compactor

Target player gains control of Trash Compactor
Place 3 counters on Trash Compactor.
Remove one counter from it during your upkeep.
If you cannot remove a counter, destroy all your
non-flying non-starship creatures.
You may pay {r}{u}{4} to destroy Trash Compactor.
"One things for sure, we're all going to be a lot thinner."