Trelawney, Ever Present

+1: Create a Gold Crown Token with "Sacrifice this token: Please, just sacrifice it."
-2: You select an instant or sorcery from your library. Give to a random player, and assign a random target.
-8: Transform into either an Elf Artificer or a Halfling Bard, all while sweearing that it's not really you. Transform back whenever you get bored.