Trent Reznor - Broken

Mosh pit -Creatures you control have haste
and when they enter the battlefield flip
a coin. Heads, they fight a creature your opponents control or tails, they fight a creature you control. Creatures targeted
with this ability can fight themselves.
If your devotion to red and black is 9 or higher Trent Reznor is indestructible.
"How does it feeeeeel" -suck