Tres, Lord of Saltlands

+2: Call target opponent trash. They lose 3 life for each laugh caused by this. If no one laughs, lose 15 life.
-3: Create an emblem with,"Full Tilt" prevent all damage Goblins would deal to blue planewalkers you control as long as you are angled at 60 degrees.
-8: Next time you would lose the game while an opponent controls a "Krenko" creature. Move to New Mexico and prevent all loss of dignity this game.