Trevor "The Slayer Of Pu$$y"

first strike
when Trevor "The Slayer Of Pu$$y" dies create
treasure tokens equal to his power.
if Trevor "The Slayer Of Pu$$y" is in your
graveyard, other chad creatures, you control gain
{b/r}{b/r}{t}sacrifice this creature: return
Trevor "The Slayer Of Pu$$y" to the battlefield
tapped
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