Trevor, True Meme Queen

Bestow {4}{u}{b}{r} (If you cast this card for its bestow
cost, it's an Aura spell with enchant creature. It
becomes a creature again if it's not attached to a
creature.)
Deathtouch, flying, haste
Enchanted creature gets +4/+3 and has
deathtouch, flying, and haste.
"I'll let you use phyrexian mana only because
Trevor hates it." - Ben