Triple Threat

Flip a coin X times. X must be an even number.
If heads is the most common result all all of the
flips, you lose X life and draw X cards. If tails is
the most common result of all of the flips, you
gain X life and exile X cards from your graveyard.
If there is an equal amount of heads and tails,
each opponent gains X life and draws X cards,
and you lose the game.
"Teruhashi... Aiura... and... Chiyo?... All
plotting against me?... Good grief." -- Saiki Kusuo