Triumph of the Orthodoxy

{p/c}{p/c}: Next time a creature you control should
be put into your graveyard from play, return it
to the battlefield under your control with a
phyrexian counter on it. Any player may play
this ability.
Creatures with a phyrexian counter on them
can't attack you or planeswalkers you control,
can't target you and permanents you control with abilities, and can't block your creatures.